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Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!
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a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way
everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)
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A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
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A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches
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Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon
Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie
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Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class
"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."