crye

Crye is a tactical clothing brand known for its government contracts and extremely durable and well designed clothes

"I need some new durable airsoft pants!"
"Buy some crye G3s"
"No. I'll get something cheaper than that overpriced garbage!"

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"Why did my rothco tear? It's ripstop!"

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Theresa Crye

A white trash cunt who begs for money so she can save her own to buy waverunners...

I hate white trash, especially ones who bitch at you about $2!!

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CRYE Fetish

A person who is sexually attracted to military equipment made by the military equipment company also known as CRYE

Kodama: look at this cool military vest I found
Someone smart: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM PLAYING READY OR NOT

(CRYE fetish is basically someone who's sexually attracted to a bunch of military equipment, looking at you kodama)

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The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect

T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (

"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"

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crye

when someone goes through a period of time where they cry a lot

"i've been really crye lately"

cries*