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When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.
Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
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when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"
"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."
One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.
Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.
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A nickname of the NHL Philadelphia Flyers.
I can't beleive Crosby put up another multi-point game against the Filthadelphia Cryers!
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Someone who cries during movies
I'm not a movie cryer, but this last movie got me.
When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.
Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!
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