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Masturbating and crying and the same time.
"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
68π 14π
When you're sad and you masturbate
From overheard in New York,
Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
31π 11π
crying while one is masturbating
When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
22π 10π
verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.
David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.
9π 4π
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verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
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Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..
Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv
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To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.
Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.
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