Can't See My Dick Syndrome: When someones stomach protrudes so far that they cannot see their own penis; without a mirror.
Fat Guy: "Man, I'm depressed."
Friend: "Why's that?"
Fat Guy: "I found out I have CSMDS."
this is used for people how are hungary for sex but they nevr get sex bc they all ways use this word it means come suck my dicke
😘JR
Boy: wana csmd
Girl: ewwwwwww no Go suck your self
Boy: i tried could not reatch
Girl:(blokes him)
"Can Suck My Dick" - Text speak used with a name as a prefix. Used to flame on message boards without the mods noticing.
John Doe CSMD