culpan

a tree found in the desert that rejects female contact this is thought to be the only gay tree it is also hideous looking

lewis: see that culpan over there

smith: ewww

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harry culpan

the best ever and great at sex he's handsome, cunning, cute, hot, massive penis, and can get with all girls. He can get with any girl but he chooses not to, he's faithful and loyal and would never cheat, he has a flirtatious personality so his girlfriend is always unsure, but he gives her security by give them surprises and lots of hugs from behind. When he's not in a relationship he's in with at least 3 different girls.

person1:i love harry culpan he's the best boyfriend
person2:yea but he flirts with others
person1: yea but i love him and he loves me