cum in the rag

A phrase meaning "dead," used ironically as a parody of mobster phrases such as sleep with the fishes.

If this guy comes anywhere near my anime bodypillow, he'll be cum in the rag.

cum rag

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

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cum rag

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

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cum rag

someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating

Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!

John - thats awesome!

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Cum rag

A cum rag is a rag people ejaculate on

Michael ejaculated on his cum rag

Cum Rag

A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis

Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.

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Cum Rag

That white rag you hide in your pillow case

Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase

Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy