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Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.
"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"
"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."
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When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man
Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached
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me and myself with your mother
i am your mother's cumlord
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Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard
Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?
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A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.
Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.
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Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.
The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.
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A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.
Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!
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