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Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021


cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.

Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 21, 2018


machine cum

Rapid fire ejaculation...on a girl's face.

Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006

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Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 1, 2021