Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.

Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.

cum too soon

When you plan to have a long love making session with your female partner, but you cum too soon - before you have a chance to put your penis inside her. This usually happens suddenly while your partner is giving you a hand job or blow job during foreplay

Mandy and I settled in for long love-making session last night, but I "cum too soon" while she was stroking me

10👍 8👎