cumoff

The act of cleaning one's brother's semen from a computer desk.

"Eww! Today I had to wipe my brother's cumoff my computer desk!"

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cumoffable

Used to describe whether an item is detachable or not.

I wouldn't bother trying to get the lid off that tomato sauce bottle. I've already tried and it's simply not cumoffable!

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