A cross between cum and a dumpster.
I lost about 5 pounds of ball butter in that skanky cumper.
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a person who can't do anything right. particularly directed at the utter "mongs" of society. they sit below the likes of fuckboys and tosspots but slightly above the well known "roadman"
Horace: Sorry mum I forgot my bag at school.
Martha: For fucks sake Horace, you fucking cumper
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a knitted garment with cum on it typically with long sleeves, worn over the upper body
As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.
A jumper that is worn with cum on it.
As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.