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When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards
I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard
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One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.
Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.
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It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.
A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.
Used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle.
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A very retarded person who is also very horny
Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded
/nigΙ - Ιkselsyeor -kΚmΛta rd-ΛmΙgΙ-ΛfagΙt/
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1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot
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When you are piped down so good that you go retarded from all the orgasms youβre having
Charles made me cum so hard,I was straight cumtarded