cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

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carrot cunt

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

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