cuntomize

To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."

"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

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cuntom

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.

I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.

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Cuntomic

When every atom in a person's body is cunt-y

That Steff is cuntomic to his very core.

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.