cuntstache

The day after stubble from shaving around the snatch that often causes an unpleasant and annoying scratching feeling. Also can be used to describe someone who is irritating.

She got a cuntstache coming along, that filthy bitch.

or

Stop being such a fucking cuntstache!

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Cuntstache

After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.

Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?

Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...

Peter: Dude you have a rash..

Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.

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