A cupcake cock clown, is a faggot that dresses as a clown with a cupcake.
Sarge: ALL I GOT WAS YOU CUPCAKE COCK-CLOWNS AND A SIDE ORDER OF FUCK NUGGETS.
a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.
girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now