Curry Club

Recurring fixture in the social calendar of ageing, married blokes who like to get together and act like they are younger than their late thirty something years. Conversations usually include the following themes : farting, wanking, baldness, shagging, seagulling and curry-related jokes.

Third rule of Curry Club is "Always be prepared with a surprise for someone returning from the loo"

Lads - just got back from pebbledashing the ceramic - looks like a 7 is too strong

Wish Dom would be a bit more confident with his jokes at Curry Club, he's a bit too quiet.

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