Cutchillitouchcock

Bonefida male medical condition in which a males hands naturally wanders on his appendage, after cutting a chilli. This debilitating condition causes great discomfort and pain. To be avoided at all costs.

Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Shit! Fuck! My cock is on fire! I forgot about cutting that chilli..fuck you cutchillitouchcock call an ambulance!