Cuzzorted

After being body shamed, vigorously exercising while at the same time giving yourself a Barium Enema.

After countless women made fun of Chris's weight, he cuzzorted 3 times a week for a year leaving his treadmill unopperable due to excessive rust.

Cuzzort

The last name of a family whose origin is believed to have come from the word Courser, which was a horse obtainer for the king or queen. It was later synonymous with Corsair, making anyone with the name Cuzzort a descendant of horse thieves and pirates.

Kerra can't wait to be a part of the Cuzzort family, just because she thinks that pirates are cool.

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