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When you are about to cum, pull out and jizz in the girl's left eye, shouting “Optic Blast” as you blind her with your powerful white laser.
"Ow! What the fuck! My eye!" she screamed.
I merely replied "Cyclops, bitch!".
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The hard-hat diver that turns sea creatures into souvenirs at his gift shop.
PATRICK: Yay!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK (BOTH AT THE SAME TIME): Thank you, stranger!
(CAMERA ZOOMS OUT; MOVES UP TO LOOK AT THE SKY; EERIE MUSIC IS PLAYING; OXYGEN IS HEARD HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Uh... stranger?...
(A HARD HAT DIVER LOOKS DOWN AND SEES THE TWO; DANGER MUSIC PLAYS)
SPONGEBOB: It's the Cyclops!!!
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When you jizz on both eyes and mushroom stamp on the center of the forehead
I was trying to make sure she wouldn’t catch feelings so I hit her with the cyclops !!
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The Cyclops is an Aussie invention. It was designed by a person who goes by the name of Tra la.
The Cyclops was designed for his/her rock smoking friends. Due to recent changes in the law, which made the sale of crack pipes over the counter illegal. Making it hard to find a good rock smoking implement.
The cyclops is based on the same design as a bucket bong. The only difference is the cone piece is replaced by a glass bowl called "the eye".
WARNING!!!! This way of smoking crystal meth is not for everyone. It kicks your fucken arse!
When having a Cyclops make sure your sitting down. If your not there is a good chance you'll find yourself coming to 20 seconds later, flat on your back saying "WHAT THE FUCK!" That is called Skinkn'it.
"Get the Cyclops out mate and lets get ripped off our tits"
WARNING!!!! FROM CYCLOPS TO PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS.
Only for hardcore meth smokers please.
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The most badass metal guitar player you will ever see in your life. Shreds sicker than any other; djented before the word was invented! Truly unique. Of course he is named after a mythical creature, no mere mortal can play like he does! Also a man of his word, a great father and a wonderful husband. Guitar is not the only thing he handles well. Too bad for all the other women out there, but we have been married almost 10 years!
Did you see Cyclops' show the other night! His riffs were SICK!
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1. A big scary monster with one eye
2. Raina 'the hindu'
1. Odysseus told the cyclops
2. The cyclops just beat up the space cadet
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Cyclops; also known as a 'one eyed creature' is a term used to describe a cyber smiley face, gone wrong. These often deemed “mutated” Cyclops' usually come to life as a result of a person's uncoordinated typing skills. The presence of a Cyclops is random and it's obvious irregularities allow it to be extremely humorous.
Although different to your average cyber smiley's, Cyclops' are capable of expressing cyber emotions as effectively as other smiley's.
Exhibit A ;
-) -D -O -P
Exhibit B ;
-( -S -| -\
...
Olive Oyl: =)
Porky: lol -)
Olive Oyl: what kind of a smiley is that LOL?
Porky: Cyclops
Olive Oyl: Ohh Em Gee BAHAHHAHA!
Porky: -D
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