Dude, what?

Typical stoner reply to anything. Most likely after a long-winded explanation of something "deep"

StonerA: Hey, I just had the greatest epiphany ever. We're all only alive because because we choose to believe we are. If you stop believing you're alive, maybe you just disappear and no one realizes that you're gone.

StonerB: ...Dude, what?

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DUDE WHAT

DUDE WHAT is used by gamers all over the world. Typically used by online gamers because of the very fact they cannot pause the game. The subject is typically distracted by someone calling them on their cell phone, or their mom telling them that dinner is ready, or just an annoying friend. DUDE WHAT is typically a very abrupt phrase used immediately after the gamer dies because of the distraction. The gamer will use this phrase out of complete anger.

Friend: dude! check out this youtube video!
gamer: hold on! im leveling!
Friend: check it out! your gonna miss it! look! look! look!
*gamer dies*
gamer: DUDE WHAT!? ive already seen that video!!!!!
friend: dang.....i gotta go......

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dude, what the fuck

phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.

person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was

person 2: dude, what the fuck

dude, what the fuck

"dude, what the fuck" is a saying spoken by weak minded people who just can't accept other people's opinions.

James- "Dude, what the fuck"
Daniel- "Shut up James you faggot"

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Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.

"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"

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Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

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Dude... Wait, what?

A commonly said phrase by someone who is nicely baked when they are unaware of the situation.

(while high)
Angel:(slowly) Hey so you wanna go grab some pizza, i'm pretty hungry, aaaannndd i want some pizza. you hungry for some pizza?
Daniel: Dude... Wait, what?
Angel: You wanna get some pizza?
Daniel: Alright, but i'm not sharing.

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