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daddy belly

the weirdly attractive belly that hot dad's develop after becoming dad's.

Look at that flab, hanging over his belt, what a daddy belly!

Jonny Greenwood is the king of the daddy bellies.

by stevemackeyfanclub March 24, 2011

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fat daddy belly

The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.

Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...

by YAWA July 10, 2017

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