Dadful

A word used to describe something that gives off “dad vibes”. Commonly used when referring to the hobbies of a white Midwestern dad. Things like golfing and 2016 alternative rock are somethings that could be described as “dadful”.

1.you: my father was listening to this dadful music
other: insert classic Dad band. Metallica?
You: yeah

2. friend: i listen to coldplay
you: damn, that’s dadful

Dad

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dad

gone

dad went to get the milk 15 years ago

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Dad

something that vanishes

my dad went *poof gone*

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Dad

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him

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The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

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Dad

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Me: dad? Where did you go?

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