dadmire

to admire someone for their fatherly qualities; to love someone as a father figure

You: "Wow, I really love our teacher."

Friend: "OoO someone's got the hots for Mr. T!"

You: "No, I just dadmire him."

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dadmiral

An admiral with a young son who is a junior officer or officer-in-training to which the young son complains about perceived injustices, resulting in the dadmiral emailing his friendmiral and fucking over lots of people.

"John didn't like his haircut so he bitched to his dadmiral and now we all have to get buzz cuts."