the hottest man in the entire fucking universe
" Hey, have you seen Dainsleif yet? "
" Yea, he so goddamn hot and sexy "
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dainsleif aka daddy dains. hottest man in existence. he has the biggest dong youβll ever see. he tops everybody no matter who tf they are. including kaeya, diluc, zhongli, childe, literally everybody that is an adult.
person: omg whoβs that hot man
person who is smart: oh thatβs dainsleif aka daddy dains
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Dainsleif is the narrator of teyvat, he is an upcoming playable character, he has a fine ass and basically look like dimitri from fire emblem, he want to destroy celestia cause you know heβs just built different. Anyway I love him Iβm saving 13 wishes for him right now
Person 1:Iβm such a stalker, I love lumine so much I could destroy a contient for her
Person 2: just said that u kin Dainsleif
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an emo piss boy from the game genshin impact
Person 1: have you heard of dainsleif?
Person 2: oh yeah! The emo pissboy!
Person 1: kaeya is way better than him
Person 2: I agree
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A cursed man from Kheanriβah that I want to #### and give the hardest #### until he ##### so ######## hard to the point where he canβt zoom through the portal like did for the travelerβs twin
Very hot person: Dude have you seen that guy Dainsleif heβs so hot
Also very hot person: fr I Hes so hot and fine goddamn
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super sexy man from Genshin Impact.
gimme a piece of that juicy ass gah dayum.. lord have merthy
person 1: god, i hate dainsleif.
person 2: Nice job, kid. You just messed with the wrong guy.
Right now, I'm a click away from using an SQL injection attack to gain access to the database of this website and gain your login credentials, as well as your IP address. I'll then proceed to leak your IP address onto my hacker forums, and then using an IP locator, I'll easily find your house and your name. With that I can access your social media accounts and proceed to ruin your life. You think I'm bluffing? You think that just because a bunch of 7 year olds say they can "hack", but actually can't, that I can't either? Let me shatter that facade for you. Using my team of hackers, we can trace what websites you've visited and what keystrokes you've used, and with that, I can get into your parents' bank account. I can drain it and make you dirt poor. Have you ever felt what it's like to be homeless? Well, you're about to. I can also use cross-site scripting to redirect your web browser to one of my private sites, and download illegal files onto your computer and get your parents locked up in prison. I'm your worst nightmare, and I'm about to make you endure living Hell. I'm nowhere and everywhere at the same time. Have fun regretting your existence, kiddo.
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You mean Albedo's boyfriend? He's the hottest man in Teyvat!
"Woah have you seen Dainsleif?"
"Yeah Albedo is so lucky!! I wish i were him."
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