daloof

When you're wearing a wet suit above water, but you're still soaking wet and just as you're sitting down your balls smash out the fart-air trapped behind them creating a noise similar to "daloof"

I was so gassy the other day when we went diving and kept farting in my wet suit. When I got out of the water and sat, I was SO embarassed because my balls let out the biggest "daloof" I've ever heard.

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daloof

A combination of distant and aloof.

"I can't tell if he's zoning out or if he thinks he's too cool for us."
"Oh don't worry, he's just daloof like that."