danathon

An obnoxious man child named Dan. Very needy person never sure that his friends actually like him. Thinks he is not judgmental but is actually a super judgy person. Thinks the world revolves around him. But also believes that he can save the world through his own actions; sustainable tea drinking, eco-sweatshirt wearing, tree planting type. Artistic to a fault, collects random things which look cool as part of his aesthetic.

The term Danathon can be used as either an endearment or a derogatory term, depending on tone of the speaker and the presence of the recipient.

"Danathon, is this your organic matcha green tea latte mix?"