Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.

Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!

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