danielsalt

A 'danielsalt' is an individual, usually of the male gender, who is generally perceived by others as a failure of a human being, a loser, or simply a waste of oxygen. Many danielsalts spend their days moderating communities online in their attics.

- "Dad, I think I'm going to quit law school to pursue a career in music."
- "It's okay, son. I'll support you and be proud of you so long as you don't become a danielsalt."
- "I love you dad"
- "I love you too, son."