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Getting really high and then jacking off.
“Bro I had such a good dank wank last night.”
“Dude, nice.”
To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
I was there for nine days but it was all worth it in the end.. Text book Dank Wank right in the face.. didnt even see it coming!!
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dank wank is what you get when you fuck dank twank
if ya wanna no what dank twank is look it up.
my boy b-rad caught a helly case of dank wank
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Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.
Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.
Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"
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This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
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