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The religion of worshipping Danny devito
I just changed from Jewish to Danny devitoism
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Only the sexiest man alive. With one cold stone stare he'll have you on your knees! To some boomers he is not sexy but to Gen Z he is the hottest guy around. He is able to destroy his enemies with one foul swoop of his Cobblepot cane.
Girl #1:Wow isn't that guy hot!
Girl#2: Yeah, but not as hot as Danny DeVito!
The god of all men. Has the ability to kill all of his opponents with the singel swoop of his trash can.
He speaks for the trees and helps out Hercules. He is the new leader of this land, he is god almighty, he is Danny DeVito.
Danny DeVito is god of this land we all shall bow down to our lord.
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The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.
Friend: Hey who’s your god?
Me: Oh just Danny Devito
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Danny DeVito just blessed me with his all holy power.
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One of the best people to roam the earth. Some believe him to be a reincarnation of Jesus himself
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