darcobe

A Darcobe is an individual infamously known for an unhealthy obsession with cats. While a Darcobe may appear fine as they publicly display humor and leadership, deep down inside they fantasize about kidnapping cats.

Brandon: Wow, did you see that cat over there? I wish I could pet it.
Ian: Try harder next time fuck face, that cat belongs to Darcobe. I would stay away from it.