dark magician

The cheapest card of all. It is used in The show YuGiOh and is often only drawn when Yugi is in trouble and "believes in the heart of the cards" as he says. We all know that he is a dirty liar and his deck is rigged and the "believe in the heart of the cards" is just bullcrap so noone knows hes really cheating. Only 12 year olds who play Runescape believe him.

Yugi is down to 14 life points and the enemy is at 4000.
Yugi : "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS!!!!!11111!!!!1"
Enemy: "lawl yea okay there Yugi, you know thats not gonna work"
Yugi draws a card
Yugi: "AHAHA, I HAVE DRAWN THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!1111!!!!!1, NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU IN 1 HIT CUZ IM THAT 1337 YO!!!!!11!!!1111"
Yugi attacks the enemy and wins the match
Enemy: "LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, YUGI IS HAXING ADMIN PL0X BAN HIM NAO!!!!!!111!!!!!!!"

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dark magician

when several of these magicians gather, their intense power can build and cause total mass destruction

dan:we should be safe in this forest...
ralph: no! dark magicians!
*both men are instantly killed*

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dark magician girl

duel monster from Yu-gi-oh, unfortunately, most people don't care about her abilities, but her hentai and boobs. See Black Magician Girl

I summon, the all powerful, Dark Magician Girl

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dark magician girl

Dark Magician's comrade and teamate(Priest Mahado's student).

Dark Magician Girl has a teamate.

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Dark Magician Girl

Gains 300 ATK for every "Dark Magician" or "Magician of Black Chaos" in your GY. Also has huge ass boobies.

i finally created realistic dark magician girl sex robots! CUM POWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

pls kill me