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Darlington is a chill ass person, he seems quiet at first when u meet him but after that he’s completely different he cares about everyone even tho he doesn’t show it he’s a great Friend and someone that always keeps it real with you at all time
Darlington is a chill ass person
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Aka - DARLO
Shittest town in the north east, full of pikeys, town centres a load of wank, everyone’s sly-my best pal fucked my ex...
Weathers usually shit, radged man that walks around with half-ears called chop-off if you come here I’m sure you will encounter him nothing for the Barnes to do so they usually fly round the streets on their pit bikes or go drinking ?¿
Do u wanna go to Darlington at the weekend spud?
No I wanna keep me ears
Or
Mam am going for a piss-up with me 10 year old pals
Ok be back soon
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'Darlo'. Chav-central of County Durham, North East England. Full of gypsies, chavs, posers, wannabe hard-lads. Has a shitty shopping centre called the Cornmill, which has like 10 shops that aren't semi-decent. Majority white (not necessarily a bad thing), but quite a few come across as very thick when they say shit about other races. Has a shitty school called Hurworth.
TYPICAL DARLO KID CONVERSATION:
Max: eee brandon u goin 2 cornmill 2day
Brandon: yeh that proper that. who wudnt go cornmill. yeh that sound beast that.
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*Repetition of 'that' is common in Darlington. Plus don't listen to those who claim Darlington is something much better than London or Manchester, it really isn't...
*Beast means cool or awesome. Yep, noun turned into an adjective, proper cool that?
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A large town in north east England. Darlington (or locally known as Darlo) has a majority population of Chavs. With lots of Chavvy shops in the town centre an encounter with them is inevitable. The town boasts a new football stadium and a host of shopping facilities. The average age of mums in this town is probably 14. Oh and not forgetting if u go to morrisons, north road int he town on a tuesday morning you will be flocked by old people, the town has a very large amount of old people which seem to only come out when children are at school, otherwise they hibernate on weekends after 12 and all summer long.
Darlington the chav capital of the north east.
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A town that looks nice but in reality is actually a shitty place. It’s full of Chavs and bin bags and is just a bad place. The schools are full of Tik tok wannabes and lots of bin bags.
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A tiny little town in Wisconsin with too many old people and bars and not enough things for young people to do but drink. Someplace nobody's ever heard of.
John: Where do you live again?
Joe: I live in Darlington.
John: Where?
Joe: Exactly
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Verb : To run without paying for goods or services rendered to you.
Noun : A person who abscondes without paying for goods or services.
1. Catch that man! He's a Darlington!
2. She Darlingtoned because she had no money.
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