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when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off
i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off
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Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.
'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'
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"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"
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The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.
Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?
Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.
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when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
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why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!
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Making an excess amount of cash
Sky and Virgin control the market - they are chopping it off!