Darney

Verb
1. To shit ones' bed.

2. To shit on one's self.

Noun
1. An extremely large pile of shit.

2. A situation that defies explanation.

He got so drunk last night that he Darneyed.

Holy fuck, that is a huge Darney!

What is this Darney?

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DARNEY

your Dearest Darling,a person you love madly and deeply.

My father is everything to me.He is my darney.

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Mean Darney

The manager of the Burnley career mode, he’s a nonce, but only on Wednesdays. He wears a sexy fedora.

Heya man, who’s that in our house?
Oh, it’s Mean Darney. Happy Wednesday.