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July 10th
Daughter's can get the same treatment fathers and mothers get on their day.
I'll show him...he gets Father's Day...just wait until Daughter's Day...
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A day thankful for your child. It’s basically like mothers or Father’s Day but for the kids. A day dedicated to your kids to show how thankful and proud of them you are. (On June 2nd!)
“I’m gonna show my kids some appreciation one national daughter/son day”
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On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.
They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.
It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.
Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas! I love Pakistani Daughter Independence Day!
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April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.
Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?
Mom: oh... sure I guess!
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When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day
Bro1:Dude did you see outside
Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.
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Today’s the day to show how much do you love your daughter Them something Or just tell them you love them
Sorry I can’t hang out today because national daughters day I have to show my daughter how much I love her
Aroush is very very National Very Fat Daughter Day