david eckstein

the grittiest, yet shittiest, baseball player around that everyone loves because he's 3'4.

Celz- Man, that David Eckstein is awesome. I'd rather have him up with the bases loaded than Albert Pujols.

Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.

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