dawie

Dawie is a very attractive person with a very strong Jawline. Every girl wants a Dawie

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such a Dawie

Girl 2: really, I need to get myself a Dawie

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Dawy

THE MOST WHOLESOME GUY IN THE WHOLE FRICKIN' WORLD! To create a Dawy, you must mix the following ingredients:
- 1 Cups of pure wholesomeness
- 3 Tablespoons of kindness
- 2 Tablespoons of great humour
- A pinch of teasing behaviour
Then bake at room temperature for a moment and WAPOW! a wild Dawy has appeared! Enjoy the experience of indulging yourself in the gentle nature of your new Dawy and marvel at his sheer brilliance!

Random Girl #1: "I gotta make myself a Dawy, what's the recipe again?"
Random Girl #2: *Recites this definition*

DAWI

Stands for Detox, Antivax and Woo Insanity. Encompasses people who do detoxes, enemas, and use herbal or alternative medicines to cure illnesses that usually require medication or treatment, people who don’t believe in vaccinating themselves or their children, and people who subscribe to other, “alternative”, usually doctor-free, beliefs regarding their health.

Mathew refuses to get vaccinated and thinks that a daily urine enema will cure cancer. Total DAWI.”

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