Dick Choking Butthole (noun)
Classically used vernacular by the "nephew's" on the Uncle Joe Show created by the hot dude "David"
Hot Dude: "Yo check out that DCB, it could choke the life out of me; My life is 5like a series of Miller high life! -David"
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DCB is an acronym which stands for double cock block. This is a situation when two males (of any species) are trying to have pleasurable moments together and then are disrupted by the addition of other individuals. Hence delaying their intimate rendezvous, much like ice water to the crotchal region.
Danyel: (walks into dimly lit room) Jared! Edward! What are you doing!?
Jared: Danyel! Nothing, nothing! (stops foot shaking with Edward)
Danyel: Well, I thought I saw you two.....uhh...
Jared: You totally just DCB'ed us!
Edward: ARF!
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This is a dark chocolate bitch. A girl that's really black but is a bitch and won't shut the fuck up.
That black girl last night was a real dcb and wouldn't shut the fuck up!
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Acronym for a Dirty Chinese Buffet
Topher wants to eat at the Hunan Wok DCB tonight! We better make sure to bring some pepto and tums with us!
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