de-wing

To take a shit the day after you have consumed an unhealthy about of chicken wings and beer the night before during Wing Night. Usually said shit is of the hot red variety, and leads to a very uncomfortable anal region.

Wing Eater 1: i have yet to de-wing; i'm worried.
Wing Eater 2: i de-winged an hour ago and i still can't sit down.
Wing Eater 1: jeez, yeah, what an awesome wing night!

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de-bone the wing

To remove the meat from hot wings, or to remove a used condom from the penis.

At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.

de-wing

to cut off wings of a bird or an insect

The Big Wonder Book of De-winging Techniques - nominated for 'bad children's book'