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A very nice canoe that was your grumpy ass Uncle's that you received when he died.
We were paddling "The Dead Uncle" down the river.
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Another term for a flaccid penis which gets hurt when bricks fall on it.
Argh I cant get it up!
*brick falls on penis*
OH shiz! my dead uncle!
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Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.
Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"
After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.