deafblindness

Someone who is both deaf and blind. Helen Keller was a famous deafblind person.

That person can't see or hear! They are deafblind! deafblindness Helen Keller hearing vision communication

Sex Deafblindness

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

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