Deathball

A game played in winter whereas one person stands under a street light covered in icicles while others throw snowballs at the street light in an attempt to cause the icicles to fall on the person's head, thus causing comical to life-threatening injuries. The victor is he or she who withstands the game without succumbing to injury or death.

Me and Wang played deathball for 2 hours before Wang became paraplegic from an icicle in the back.

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Deathball

A game in which 5 or more players form a line with a minimum of four to the line and the fifth person roughly ten yards to their backs. The fifth person throws a ball of any kind or a frisbee at the line in hopes of hitting another player, then returns to the left of the line while the person struck moves to the thrower position. Unless of course the thrower misses in which case the person on the right of the line goes next. People on the line must stay facing in the opposite direction of the thrower with no indicator of when the ball is thrown or who is the target. The object of the game, to hurt the other players.

"Awsome game of deathball the other day dude!" "yeah, real awsome. Im still covered in welts.

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Deathball

A game played with two or more people involving a sock, rubbing alcohol, and a lighter. One person ties the sock in a ball, while another douses it in alcohol. Light the ball and play catch. Play until you are the last person without third degree burns.

"Man, that was an epic game of Deathball last night!"

"Yeah, try telling that to the guy with blisters all over his hands"

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deathball

a real man's sport, involves hitting and spearing with sticks, as opposed to pussycrosse (women's lacrosse) with their little safety bubble

Deathball is a kick ass sport.
I'm so glad i get to play deathball and not pussycrosse.

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deathball

men's lacrosse. as opposed to women's lacrosse. a violent and awesome sport.

"Gee, Tom, where'd you get that bruise on your face?"
"I got that playing deathball yesterday."

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Deathball 5000

A full contact game played by two teams using a spikey ball.

I played two games of deathball 5000 last night, boy are my inner thighs bruised!

Deathball

A retarded thing you probably used to do in Elementary-7th grade school lunch.
Once you open a “deathball” there is no going back and it is HELL Usually, you or a pack of kids get the parts of lunch they don’t want or ones that make the ball smell worse (Mayo,Fruit, hot sauce, cheese, milk, garlic sauce,etc.)They bunch all of the food into a opaque wrapper (chip bags,foil.), Then one of the kids proceed to bomb the girl’s table or the one across from them,claiming that there is a tasty snack in there (cookies, PB&J,ice cream). Once one of the kids accidentally notice what’s inside the ball, they are so grossed out of what is in it that they simply don’t have the ability to snitch. Once opened, they usually pass it on to another table and it keeps on going, making the joke more intense. About 15% of the time, depending on how gullible or younger they are WILL vomit.

Kid 1: Guys lets make a deathball, and pass it onto the girl’s tables because they are tattletales!
Other 4 Kids: Sure!
Kid 1:Here’s the bag.
Kid 2: Here’s the Hot sauce and mayo.
Kid 3:Here’s the carrots and ranch.
Kid 4:Here’s the chicken bone and dragon juice.
Kid 5:And heres the grapes and strawberry milk.
(Closing and bunching the bag)
Suddenly Kids 1,2,3,5:1,2,3 Not it
Kid 4: Fuck.
Kid 2: Their table is the one across from us. Tell them that there is a pack of hot chips in there!
(Kid 4 runs to the table)
Kid 4:There’s hot chips in here!
Girl 1: Thanks, now get out!
Girl 2: How stupid right!
Girl 1:Yeah, here’s a chip! (Not looking what she is reaching for)
(Suddenly she notices)
(After lunch)
Kid 5:Where’s Girl 1?
Kid 3:Out for the day.
(The five kids are laughing like hell)