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The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.
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"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"
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v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.
That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.
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As a side note, this term was originally coined by yours truly while listening to "Porcelain", by Moby.
The scope of Decaf is broad, yet it references a very specific way of life; it hovers like a shadow of true authenticity in a commercialized world. The term Decaf aims for the depth of ancestral philosophies seeking Enlightenment and Virtue through a deeper understanding of the Self, yet it has the immediacy and availability of consumer goods/services in the modern Free Market. The Decaf way of life emphasizes some New Age values –spirituality, simplicity, holism, transcendence-, borrowed from ancient religions and cults, and satisfies the innate sense of peace and balance through readily purchasable products and services. The original values that they appeal to become exclusively one-dimensional, and the individual is endowed with an alternative, unorthodox identity grounded in Conformity and the lack of internal struggle. To be Decaf is to look for a false sense of self-fulfillment through ownership, trying to adapt the quest for Wisdom to daily life, rather than to adapt daily life to the quest of Wisdom.
The most Decaf thing you can imagine? Well, probably an executive with a ponytail, dressed in white linen, driving his Porsche 944 and listening to Pogo, heading for a meeting with Steve Jobs in a Zen Garden on top of a Mies Van Der Rohe skyscraper. Yikes!
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1) adjective
Term used to describe that which is entirely uncool, lame, stupid, or otherwise deemed unfavorable.
2) noun
An object of non-awesomeness.
synonyms: teh suck
antonyms: coffee
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so decaf.
2)
A: I just lost $100. :(
B: Decaf, bro.*
*If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B.
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Decaf is word used to describe a person who is just as stupid as decaf coffee. With no flavor or purpose they are completely useless.
David: dude, why don't you like that chick?
Kevin: because she is a fucking decaf!
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description of music that has basslines redone specifically for subwoofers to hit harder. decaf music is also usually bass boosted.
He was playing Juicy J decaf music in his car during his car audio competition.