Dedeuce

To think intently while on the can.
Hybridization of deduce (to reach a conclusion by reasoning) and deuce (to shit)

Lars: MaryAnne, get your cottage cheese thighs and those snot-nosed kids of yours into the god-damned truck; we're going to sack the Capitol.
MaryAnne: You musta done some serious thinking in the outhouse, you come up with the most retarded shit when you dedeuce.

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dedeuce

The act of removing the odor of a recently dropped deuce.

Dude 1: Man, I was over at Jenny's the other day and just destroyed her bathroom only to find she had nothing to dedeuce the place with.

Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.

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dedeuce

1.The lowest card in a standard 52 card deck. 2. A 1932 Ford Coupe

I drew three cards and picked up dedeuce.

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