Deep fried sanchez

A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose

"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"