Delaz

The act of inserting and opened jar of chillies into your anal cavity, then clenching your cheeks together until it break, therefor shattering chilli and glass throughout your colon. This is done with a shit eating grin on ones face. Also known as chilli bagging

Simon knew it was wrong as he stole his dads last jar of his favourite chillis, but you couldn't wipe that shit eater off his face when the container popped. 'That was a fine Delaz' he thought to himself

Delaze

Noun: the state of delaying a response to a message as a result of being in a haze or getting sidetracked despite intending to reply.

I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you, I must have been in a delaze when you messaged me