delicious wonder

Either...

1. A stunning, sexy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. Usually sporting exposed cliterati, ample cleavage, and well-formed buttocks and breasts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. Side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for mass ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.

Person A: :O
Person B: Oh....my....dear.....god....do you see that girl???
Person A: :O...YESSSSSSSSS
Person B: What a delicious wonder she is...
Person A: :O
Person B: I must have her! (lunges at her body)
GIRL: Ahhhh!!! police!!!!
Police: SON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER.
Person B: NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! I MUST HAVE HER!